“In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one.”
We’re learning how to think like groundhogs. The fattest, greediest, most fleet-footed groundhogs on earth have taken up residence in our backyard and are now waiting for this spring's lettuce crop. Last year we caught five of these varmints. So far this year, we’ve just caught squirrels.
(Relax, animal lovers; we use a Havahart trap.)